Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Newt May Be Dead - Or Maybe A Zombie

I'd be as likely to take Palin seriously as a Presidential contender as I would Newt but this from Swampland is absolutely ... um ... precious.

Update: Gingrich’s spokesman, Rick Tyler, sends the Huffington Post this statement blaming the candidate’s problems on the press:

“The literati sent out their minions to do their bidding,” Tyler wrote. “Washington cannot tolerate threats from outsiders who might disrupt their comfortable world. The firefight started when the cowardly sensed weakness. They fired timidly at first, then the sheep not wanting to be dropped from the establishment’s cocktail party invite list unloaded their entire clip, firing without taking aim their distortions and falsehoods. Now they are left exposed by their bylines and handles. But surely they had killed him off. This is the way it always worked. A lesser person could not have survived the first few minutes of the onslaught. But out of the billowing smoke and dust of tweets and trivia emerged Gingrich, once again ready to lead those who won’t be intimated by the political elite and are ready to take on the challenges America faces.”


To say anything more would devalue this, well noting that the incoming fire was virtually all GOP might add to the wonderfulness.

(Honestly, do you think Newt should fire this guy or give him a raise?)

2 comments:

FreeRepublik said...

Now I feel bad. Poor Gingrich is dying for our sins!

Chuck Butcher said...

It really is a bitch that the GOP is so unkind ...

oh wait, this is supposed to be a slam on the media. Must be that GOP controlled media ...

oh, wait

Liberal media