Showing posts with label Joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joke. Show all posts

Friday, August 17, 2012

The Girls Gotta Love Romney/Ryan

I've been hearing how good looking Mitt R-money and Ayn Ryan are, maybe some of the girls can help me out here because I sure don't see it, myself.  To be sure I am not using myself as a measure, but - huh?  Anyhow, now that I've pissed off the women by calling them girls lets move on to where I actually wanted to go.

OK, ladies - and anybody that cares about them - do you think there are negative outcomes for you if this stuff the Vulture/Voucher are proposing happens?

Obamacare goes away and along with it your wellness screenings and birth control in insurance
Planned Parenthood goes away
Personhood gets done so in vitro, IUDs, hormonal birth control, any abortion are all outlawed
Medicare turns into a vouchers
Medicaide goes away
Title IX gone
Homophobic legislation
oh hell, anything to do with health, budgets, or anything else like taxes if you ain't rich

It is pretty obvious that they'd like us to believe that they're taking you back to the mythical '50s - though you may have the century wrong.  There must be something positive to say about these guys.
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Thursday, November 29, 2007

Shocking Story

HUGE CUSTODY BATTLE IN BALTIMORE
BALTIMORE (ABS) - A seven-year-old Baltimore , Maryland boy was at the center of a Baltimore courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Baltimore Ravens, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

Being a Cleveland Browns fan...
I know it's a joke and it's not even political, but all things considered... Browns AFC 7-4